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	<title>Fake News from the Scuderia Stables</title>
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		<title>What a FIAsco and the F60B</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Unless you have been desperately trying to avoid the glare of the global media by living under a rock for the past week (no names mentioned of course Pinocchio),  you will no doubt be aware that the FIA have decided in their infinite wisdom to adopt some rather dramatic and draconian rules for the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1692&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/05/05/what-a-fiasco-and-the-f60b/</link>
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		<title>News Update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey Folks, 
just to let you know I am a bit busy at the moment with other commitments so haven&#8217;t had any time to write, but I will try and get back into the swing of things this week.
thanks for everyones continued support and readership!
sugarpuff x
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		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/04/28/news-update/</link>
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		<title>F1: News and Rumours from Bahrain (Part 1)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This weekend hosts the fourth round (and quarter way point already &#8211; crikes!) of the Formula 1 season at the Sakhir circuit in Bahrain. Following on from the two previous races in Malaysia and China where local weather conditions played havoc, it is rumoured that a sandstorm may be on the cards for Sunday afternoon [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1677&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/f1-news-and-rumours-from-bahrain-part-1/</link>
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		<title>The Chinese GP: The Race</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know what you are thinking. It’s Tuesday afternoon, 3 days after the Chinese Grand Prix and you were beginning to think we had flung ourselves off a Balcony in a fit of despair after what can only be described as yet another desolate and demoralising weekend for the Ferrari Team.
Do not fear, we can [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1652&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/04/21/the-chinese-gp-the-race/</link>
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		<title>Diffusorgate ‘D-Day’ and Maranello Musical Chairs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Finally yesterday after months of dithering, deliberating, discussing and debating, the day of reckoning that may eventually decide the outcome of the 2009 Formula 1 championship finally arrived. 
‘Double Diffusorgate Deadline Day’ or DDDD as it will hence forth be affectionately known, saw the FIA finally stop faffing about and were forced at the International [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1633&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/04/16/diffusorgate-%e2%80%98d-day%e2%80%99-and-maranello-musical-chairs/</link>
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		<title>Spygate, Liegate, Piegate…&#8230;.Hot date?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You really do have to hand it to F1 team Vodaphone McLaren Mercedes. No other team in the history of the sport have managed to repeatedly get themselves into quite so much hot water as the Woking based squad, without actually employing the nefarious talents of one Michael Schumacher (Scandalmeister) and that is quite an [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1615&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/04/08/spygate-liegate-piegate%e2%80%a6hot-date/</link>
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		<title>The Malaysian GP or Not!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just in case you were beginning to wonder why on earth you hadn’t heard a peep out of us here at FFN all weekend, there has been a very good reason. 
Unfortunately we still haven’t see the Malaysian Grand Prix. This calamity is not due to the fact our pitcrew were unable to bring us [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1610&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/04/07/the-malaysian-gp-or-not/</link>
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		<title>Everyone Disqualified from Australian GP except Adrian Sutil</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Courtesy of www.TheRatter.com
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Everyone Disqualified from Australian GP except Adrian Sutil
&#8230;.. is an outcome of the 2009 Australian Grand Prix which is entirely possible according to The Ratter™.
Nothing has changed in Formula 1 for this season &#8211; you still have to wait until the Thursday of the week following the race to find out [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1601&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/04/02/everyone-disqualified-from-australian-gp-except-adrian-sutil/</link>
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		<title>Diffusors, Confusors, ‘B Specs’ and Bad Boys</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahead of the second round of the 2009 Formula 1 championship in Sepang Malaysia, the subject very much still at the forefront of everyone’s mind is the controversial diffusors on the Williams, Toyota and BrawnGP cars. 
Naturally, if you’re a certain Irish ex-Formula 1 team owner from Jordan/TV Pundit that goes by the moniker of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1581&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/04/02/diffusors-confusors-%e2%80%98b-specs%e2%80%99-and-bad-boys/</link>
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		<title>Torro Rosso, Tyre Choices and Twilight Fears</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Red Bull’s appropriately named Motorsports Advisor Helmut Marko has today go on record saying that Sebastien Buemi’s strong debut performance in the Australian Grand Prix, where the swiss youngster secured 7th place bringing home 2 valuable points, is vindication of Torro Rosso’s decision to give the youngster a Formula 1 drive alongside Frenchman Sebastien Bourdais [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1569&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/torro-rosso-tyre-choices-and-twilight-fears/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Rear Diffuser&#8217;s my arse&#8221; says Massa as Ferrari fail to win 2009 Championship in first race</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Courtesy of www.TheRatter.com
Link to Story
Yes, it&#8217;s official, the prophets of Doom have announced that Ferrari&#8217;s 2009 season is officially over.
Following a disappointing season opener for the team in Melbourne on Sunday, the Italian press were quick to point out that they singularly failed (twice) to get maximum points or indeed seal both World Championships on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1549&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/rear-diffusers-my-arse-says-massa-as-ferrari-fail-to-win-2009-championship-in-first-race/</link>
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		<title>Australian GP: Race Report (finally!)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No doubt as you are probably aware by now (given the inordinate length of time it has taken me to dispose of the FFN cat off my laptop keyboard to sit down to write) that this weekend past was the opening round of the 2009 F1 season in Melbourne Australia.
Albert Park located just a few [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1524&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/australian-gp-race-report-finally/</link>
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		<title>F1: Latest News and Gossip from Melbourne</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As suspected, Thursday morning of the opening weekend of the Grand Prix season in Albert Park, Melbourne, Australia was a flurry of activity. 
While the drivers were chatting away merrily in the FIA press conference or happily getting their official photo taken (fetchingly demonstrated by stunning catwalk model Kimi Raikkonen inset), BMW-Sauber, Ferrari, Red Bull [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1509&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/26/f1-latest-news-and-gossip-from-melbourne/</link>
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		<title>F1: Countdown to Melbourne</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well here we are again. Only five more days to go until the start of the 2009 Formula 1 season, and we are still no nearer having the first darned clue about what to expect for the opening race of the season in Melbourne. 
Unfortunately our usual pitlane clairvoyant Red Bull’s Mark Webber has been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1498&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/24/f1-countdown-to-melbourne/</link>
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		<title>F1: Controversy, Diffusers and Drivers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One really does have to feel a little bit of sympathy these days for Rubens Barrichello, or as one of my close friends calls him ’Woobens’. It seems wherever the plucky Brazilian goes, controversy is never far behind bobbing about on the horizon like a malevolent storm cloud. 
Not mentioning the four seasons he spent [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1479&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/19/f1-controversy-diffusers-and-drivers/</link>
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		<title>The FIA, FOTA and Flying Feathers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh dear, Oh dear. It would seem F1’s governing body the FIA has been accused of being somewhat high-handed, due to the vast array of regulation changes they pushed through the World Motor Sport Council yesterday without the knowledge, approval or backing of the Formula One Teams Association (FOTA).
Although why this comes as somewhat of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1462&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/18/the-fia-fota-and-flying-feathers/</link>
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		<title>The mysterious case of Mr.Todt?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this afternoon, quite literally out of the blue (or should it be red?) the Ferrari Board of Directors made the announcement that former team principal, CEO and much loved vertically challenged knitwear fashionista Jean Todt has resigned from all his posts at Ferrari with immediate effect. That&#8217;s a shocker and no mistake.
Ferrari&#8217;s President Luca [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1441&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/the-mysterious-case-of-mrtodt/</link>
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		<title>Breaking News: FIA introduce £30 million budget cap</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just a few minutes ago, news reports have emerged that the governing body the FIA is introducing a voluntary budget cap of £30 million into the sport to encourage new teams to enter into F1.
It is thought the budget cap is entirely voluntary, giving the new teams open access to all the technological advancements that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1419&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/breaking-news-fia-introduce-30-million-budget-cap/</link>
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		<title>F1: Be KERful what you wish for!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If recent news reports are anything to go by, it would seem that BMW-Sauber’s Team Principal Mario Theissen has been complaining somewhat about the unexpected side effects of KERS (Kinetic Energy Recovery Systems) that most of the Formula 1 teams have been implementing ahead of the 2009 season.
According to Mario (who we should point out [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1408&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/f1-be-kerful/</link>
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		<title>F1, the Global Economy and Nando’s Mistake</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just when you think the powers that be in Formula 1 can’t come out with anything more ridiculous than they have already unleashed on the world, then lo and behold they seem intent on proving you completely wrong. 
This week Formula 1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone has declared that the global economic downturn seems to be [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1389&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/f1-the-global-economy-and-nando%e2%80%99s-mistake/</link>
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		<title>F1 Preseason testing, news and rumours (March 2009)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This week we have seen all ten Formula 1 teams in action at the same time at the winter group test at the Circuit de Catalunya, near Barcelona in Spain.
By and large testing is usually a pretty dull affair, (unless your one of those armchair experts who excitedly devours all the photographs like they are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1379&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/15/f1-preseason-testing-news-and-rumours-march-2009/</link>
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		<title>News Update: FFN and 2009</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fake Ferrari News will be returning to report on all the F1 news (and not very seriously at that) with effect from the 15th March 2009. 
Alongside my regular musings, will be some new content from a new writer in a new format so stay tuned for that.
Sugarpuff x
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		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/news-update-ffn-and-2009/</link>
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		<title>Barcelona Testing Day 2 &amp; 3 (April 2008)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Day 2
The second day of testing for the Formula 1 fraternity at the Circuit de Catalunya near Barcelona, was by and large a fairly dull affair, not withstanding the fact that Honda’s Rubens Barrichello ended up topping the timesheets by the end of the day’s session. Followed on by Force 1ndia’s Giancarlo Fisichella who has [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1316&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/barcelona-testing-day-2-3-april-2008/</link>
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		<title>Barcelona Testing Day 1 (April 2008)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday witnessed nine out of eleven current Formula 1 teams returning to testing action at the Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona, ahead of the opening round of the European races in Spain in two weeks time. 
Usually this early season test is an opportunity for all the teams to start adding new developmental pieces to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1307&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/barcelona-testing-day-1-april-2008/</link>
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		<title>The Bahrain Grand Prix</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No doubt by now (unless you’ve been living on Planet Mosley) you’ll be aware that Ferrari finally secured their first 1-2 of the season in the third round of the Formula 1 Championship at the Sakhir Circuit in Bahrain.
Even though Felipe lost out on pole position during the dying seconds of qualifying thanks to a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com&blog=639752&post=1298&subd=fakeferrarinews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://fakeferrarinews.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/ferraris-1-2-in-bahrain/</link>
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