Everyone Disqualified from Australian GP except Adrian Sutil

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Everyone Disqualified from Australian GP except Adrian Sutil

….. is an outcome of the 2009 Australian Grand Prix which is entirely possible according to The Ratter™.

Nothing has changed in Formula 1 for this season – you still have to wait until the Thursday of the week following the race to find out who was on the flippin’ podium, and even then that might not be the final race result.

Yes, today’s news is that Britain’s Lewis Hamilton™ and McLaren have been disqualified from the Oz race result because they “……acted in a manner prejudicial to the conduct of the event by providing evidence deliberately misleading to the Stewards at the hearing on Sunday 29th March……” , which is the longest translation of the word “fib” that we’ve ever seen here at The Ratter™ offices. Who’d have thought it…….McLaren……….caught fibbing…….. tch!

Well we won’t explain it all here because to be honest we don’t understand it yet and besides, Autosport will do it more concisely, accurately and seriously anyway, but – given that the decision as to the legality of other cars’ diffusers is currently pending (unless it gets disqualified too) , there is a real possibilty that Adrian Sutil could be the eventual winner of the 2009 Australian Grand Prix.

Here’s our reasoning…….